You see, in a flash of time, two or three years, in a hurry and in summer.

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you can see that the time has flashed for two or three years, and it has been in a hurry for summer

Wen /Xihu fertile land

the last blind date continued.

I have lived for 24 years, and this is the 40th year of being a loner.

busy living and dying with broken legs all day, I got used to going to work, seeing a doctor and eating alone. After all, I had a rose in my heart at that time, and I didn't feel so empty when I passed by the wild grass.

Lao Li often smokes the cigarette in my cigarette case and teaches me, "there are still so many things in your JB, and you deserve it. You deserve it. If you don't chase the girl who likes you well, he wants to talk about scratching the devil who plays you like a monkey." I don't see how good she is. "

but I may be a little shaky, and this attribute gets worse after being bitten by a mad dog.

but something strange happened recently. The rose in my heart suddenly turned into a dog yi.

I suddenly felt that something was wrong. I had no excuse to refuse a blind date any more. I wanted to act like a normal man. Even if you are widowed in middle age, it is time to start all over again.

I began to meet girls from various channels, codenamed "one spoon stew".

since my ex-wife eloped with a crosstalk guy, I began to learn to sing, meditate, talk, learn to sing, comment on opera drums and Hebei Bangzi.

but since he learned to talk, learn and sing, he has forgotten how to say sweet words, like the prince Yan who went to Handan to learn to walk.

I was so poor that I thought I was annoying for a while, but over time I slowly accepted this setting. What about funny? what about Zhou Botong? anyway, neither Huang Rong nor Xiao Longnu belongs to me.

ahem.

get down to business.

Huatian knows a girl. I chose the place when I first met.

the ice cream in the store was rated as zero by the lady. She took one bite, and I ate the rest and my own, and I felt unscientific without an Eskimo pedigree.

there are several bean friends who are curious about the follow-up of their first blind date. Today, I have sorted out my messy thoughts and expressed them in a normal way, hoping that the words can reach the point.

before the second meeting, the girl said she had to pick her own place. I couldn't stand it. I took a low-flying bus for two hours and drank a cup of bitter dog coffee in Dongdou, Qingdao.

the wind chimes were awakened by the pushed door.

Red coat.

this is the color of the burning cloud in the devil's coat ten years ago.

checkered bib.

like hot cocoa lying in a white ceramic cup, one can't help but want to smell it. I didn't belong to a dog, so I held back.

two long legs, which are much more intoxicating than Erguotou. Drunk.

but I didn't dare to look at it more, not only because of shyness, but also because of the restraint that men should have. After all, a glance or two is called appreciation, and it is a hooligan to stare all the time.

although I am essentially a rascal, it is better to pretend to be a gentleman in broad daylight.

laugh in parentheses.

Want to shop a vibrant country wedding dresses for your coming parties or datings. Stop here and you will feel lucky to enter this catalog.

"Yo, you're early."

"I came by plane."

"really, it's so classy. You looked at me from top to bottom when I came in. Are you satisfied? "

"Why are your eyes so sharp? come and learn to cook from me."

"you are so poor when you are in your forties, and you still have a baby face. Are you made by your family?"

"Thank you Huatian, thank Tsing Tao Beer, thank CCTV. This award depends on

"you shut up, I'm thirsty!"

".

to tell you the truth, I also have the impulse to promise myself to the girl who can praise me when I meet her for the second time.

"what do you think? is it better than your food in several years and classes?"

"Sister, I was wrong. I won't treat any more."

"come on, that's not what I meant. I'll pick the place if you have to."

"Why? Are you Wu Zetian? "

"I am obviously Yang Yuhuan."

"mm-hmm. "I pretended to look at her." the figure is very similar. "

"get out, you're fat."

suddenly I have a feeling.

all the grandeur and ups and downs of my heart are silent.

not long enough? Ten years have passed.

isn't the new lover good enough? I think everything's fine.

before I could splurge, I heard the young mortician sing a dirge.

it's as if the body was hastily cremated before it could be seen.

in the end of his life, he can only use five words, that is, "miserable, miserable."

"do you think we're right?" It's frustrating for me to ask directly when I see you for the second time.Crazy.

"what do you think?" She didn't answer directly.

"I think we should build a shed and say crosstalk should be popular."

I'm scared!

", say it yourself. I'll throw some more steel bars into your lunch box."

Damn it, if I could do it again, I would shout out: we are a perfect match, perfect for each other.

"Byebye."

"see you later."

is not so much a date as an amateur crosstalk artist's discussion.

can I still change back to the old Shandong driver?

I want to bite.

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