Why didn't I finally become a generation of high achiever?

in my last post, I said that I teach Chinese in Beijing, and all the students are American college students. In fact, most students do not always deal with their teachers in the stalemate of "talking to each other". After they bought more pancakes and hooked up with more girls in the bar, after adapting to the accent and environment, we happily ran to the broad road of "talking with chickens" hand in hand. After all, most of them have studied Chinese for more than a year, won scholarships from the US government, and are crisp and delicious college students. However, life after being able to communicate with each other is not much easier and happier than before. Because, most of the non-bear children are similar, while the bear children have their own bears. Even if they are imported. The first wave of students who can communicate with our spirit is pro-communist . Student: "teacher, where is your home?" Teacher Runting: "Taiwan." Student (trembling fingers): "do not split!" Miss Runting: "…."

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Student: "what is the Communist Party?" Me: "Americans often say that China's' Mao', this' Mao' stands for …" Student: "Ah, I see!" Me: "I don't understand after explaining for a long time, but you will all know when you talk about Mao Zedong." Student: "teacher!" You are impolite! " Me: "." Student: "you can't say his name!" Chairman Mao! " Me: "." The second wave of students who can communicate with our spirit is food . Me: "this lesson talks about 'rare animals'. Which kind of animal do you think needs human protection most?" Student: "Tuna." Me: "reason?" Student: "first of all, tuna is delicious and I like it very much." Me: "mm-hmm." Student: "secondly, tuna is extinct, so I can't eat it." Me: ". Mm-hmm. " Student: "in the end, if I don't eat tuna, I will die." Me: "." In foodie, the one who impressed me most was Lu. Lu: "Zhang said that Chinese people eat dog meat, which is very cruel." I don't agree. " Me: "so you can accept this?" Lu: "you can eat chicken and cow, why can't you eat dog?" I've had it. It's delicious. " Me: "." Lu: "the rabbit is also delicious, and there are deer." Me: "." Lu: "teacher, have you ever seen a rabbit and a deer?" My grandfather often takes me to the forest. There are many rabbits and deer, as well as squirrels. " Me: "I like squirrels, very cute." Lu: "Yes, it's delicious, too." Me: "."

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what bothers me is straight male . They can seamlessly transform the discussion topics of each class into topics related to "women". Education topic: I: "if you can go back to the past, what do you want to say to your five-year-old yourself?" Student: "Don't learn the piano, go learn the guitar!" Me: "Why?" Student: "because my college roommate knows guitar, he has a lot of girlfriends." But I can only play the piano. The piano is so big that I can't say to everyone,'Oh, I can play the piano'. " Me: ". So. " Student: "so, because I learned to play the piano when I was five years old, I don't have a girlfriend now." Me: "."

it's not easy for you to come up with such a hard excuse.

euthanasia and counter-terrorism topic: student: "teacher!" I don't want to talk about these topics. " Me: "these topics can help you practice sentence patterns." Student: "but these discussions are useless!" I've been learning Chinese for a year, but I can't date beautiful women. " Me: "Why?" Student: "I saw a beautiful woman, and I couldn't say to her, 'Hey, what do you think of euthanasia?' or 'Hey, do you want to talk to me about the relationship between Iraq and the United States'? I hope I can learn some useful topics. " Me: "so what do you want to talk about now?" Student: "Sex." Of course, there is also divine logic . Student: "teacher, you look great!" Teacher: (happy face) Student: "did you smoke marijuana?" Teacher: "." Student: "I think pandas should be extinct." Me: ". They're cute. " Student: "Yes, they are lovely." But I've already seen them. " Me: "so?" Student: "so they can go to hell." Me: "what do you think of today's text?" Classmate Jiang: "I think single-parent families have a great influence on children. My uncle's children are children of single-parent families. Their fathers often drink and fight and go to prison. When they grow up, they often drink and fight and go to prison." Me: "Ah, such a father is very irresponsible." Jiang (jubilant): "teacher, do you think this is not good?" I think it's great. " Me: "good. Yes. Where. Inside. " Jiang (continues to be in high spirits): "so they can see each other in prison every day!" Me: "the air in Beijing is not very good recently." Jiang: "Yes, I will live in Beijing for two years, so I want to get a new lung." Me: ". I'm sorry. I beg your pardon. " Jiang: "I want to change my lungs." Me: "what. MMM. Change. " Jiang: "China can buy lungs." Me: "Yes. Where. Inside. Buy. " Classmate Jiang (contemptuously): "Taobao." Me: ". I don't think Taobao can buy it. " Jiang (contemptuously): "of course." Me: "you may have to buy it on the black market." Jiang (contemptuously): "teacher, you are out of date." Me: ". Get out of here. " Student (worried): "it's not good for developed countries to build factories in developing countries." Me: "well, so what should we do?" Student: "move these factories to Africa." Me: "Korean girls are very beautiful." Student: "teacher, are you kidding me?" Me: "it's really beautiful." Student: "teacher!" You must have never been to Korea! I've been to Seoul! OneThe woman who is not-- often-- float-- bright-walks past me. I turn my head and keep looking at her. And then? " Student: "Huh? Isn't this woman the one just now? " Me: ". But they are all in good shape and have long legs. " Student: "teacher, are you kidding me?" Me: ". What is it now? " The student (Huo ran stood up): "they all pulled their pants to their breasts!" Of course it's long! " Me: "." This classmate left an indelible deep impression on all the teachers and can be called a teasing fighting force. He once used half a class to show how a bird died. I can't even pull it. With these students with strong temperament, it is not easy for me to stick to being a quiet and beautiful woman. And what makes me even more unhappy. These blond jokers basically spend six to nine hours every day after class to review the old lessons and prepare for the new ones. I thought about it seriously. What I can do for nine hours a day can only be Rest. So, in a place full of all kinds of grotesque (crossed-out) imports of high achiever, I finally found the reason why I failed to become a generation of high achiever. I think I was fooled by chicken soup again. I thought it was said that American children never study when they are young. In order to be in line with international standards, I have never studied since I was a child. Why did they finally grow into the grotesque high achiever. And I grew into a grotesque. Stand up in the form of a human.