What mistake did I make? I don't have a boyfriend yet.

when I was 26 years old, I wrote an online red article with the first sentence: I am still a virgin.

suffered the disdain of netizens.

now that I am in my thirties, I am still a virgin and single.

I don't know how many critical hits this post will receive from everyone.

I have been looking for a boyfriend on and off for so many years, and I have failed on and off. Now I have seen that I have no boyfriend except for the relationship I don't know how to define with my ex. It's so sad.

for so many years, I have been looking for a boyfriend when I was separated from him. But they all failed.

below I write down my experience of finding a boyfriend from college for your reference. I hope future generations can learn from it.

1, alumni

I began to listen to rock music when I was in high school. Because I have a low IQ and an SB, I like punk music very much. After going to college, I watched all the punk performances in Nanjing, calling myself "Nanjing female punk".

female punks are generally good-looking, but I am ugly. To highlight me, I have to read some books to make myself different. To better install B with my friends, I joined a club in our school that mainly studied zhuangbi. That's how I met upperclassman C.

upperclassman C is knowledgeable and knowledgeable, which is nothing. His greatest strength is that he rolls his eyes exactly like Ruan Ji.

upperclassman C probably knows that I am an s band has just broken up with my s b boyfriend.

so one day, when our club was building a team, senior C came over with a smile and said to me: fan Fan, I want to * you.

this is the most special confession I have ever heard in my life.

although I am a little punk on the outside, I am still a little princess on the inside. After hearing such a confession from senior C for the first time, I was so shocked that I lost my underwear.

later, upperclassman C repeatedly asked me on many occasions: fan Fan, I like you so much. Let me * how are you?

I am very upset.

first of all, I have a good time with everyone in the club, and I have a good time with upperclassman C. however, I am going to be * before we have a date, which is very unlike the way I fall in love in my heart.

but I pretend to be a punk again. Shouldn't punk Shui people first? So I could only prevaricate in the face of the request of upperclassman C.

later I wondered why the gentle upperclassman C would use this unique expression to express his love to me, probably because he thought I was a punk, and only such a cool and violent confession was worthy of me.

originally, many alumni in this club learned to pretend B is very good, but because upperclassman C wants to * everyone knows about me, I think I can't find a boyfriend in this club. I have to go to other clubs to find another way out.

so I joined a rock club run by my classmates.

after I joined this club, every time I went to the club, my appearance would first receive 10,000 critical blows from my classmates. In retaliation, every time I drink with my classmates, I pour them to death.

I was an NB drinker when I was in college, and I was so lonely that I wanted to get drunk. Because no one could drink me, I had to sing to the moon alone with Erguotou downstairs in the girls' dormitory. I got out of control when I was cheated by L in 2009 and drank too much. The younger brothers carried me from downstairs to upstairs, and from then on, I became a joke among the younger brothers.

it doesn't matter if a girl is ugly. If a girl is fierce, ugly, and a tiger, she should be hopeless in her life. The story that I was a tiger Bi soon spread all over the campus, and I knew I could no longer find an alumnus to be my boyfriend.

my illusion of finding a date among alumni was thus disillusioned.

philosophical sigh: sigh

2, the audience watching the show's

failure to find a boyfriend at school doesn't stop me from looking for true love. Since you are a punk, go to the punk show and find it.

when I was in college, there were too many punks in Nanjing. Many young men who look like loafers in Michigan like to go to the castle to see a show.

I fell in love with one of them. He is so handsome that he is the most handsome boy I have ever seen.

he happens to be an alumnus of a friend of mine. After I got his phone number, I decided to express my love by text message.

after I finished writing, I sent it to L to have a look: what do you think?

he changed it for me because he made it up so well that the male god was moved by me at that time and chatted with me for a few nights without seeing me.

finally, the male god and I made an appointment. In this age without Wechat, this was probably my only chance to get close to the male god. I was so excited that I peed. I went to VERO MODA and spent a lot of money on a sleeveless dress. I went to see the male god with the love letter that L had corrected for me.

when the male god saw my face, he was petrified for about a minute. Took the love letter and left.

probably copied that love letter to other girls.

years later, the male god followed my Weibo and sent me a private message saying, "you are such a funny person."

Ah, I have been a funny S-B for so many years, but you have changed from a male god to a male fat god.

sigh

3, friend

I know too many male friends. There is probably a platoon.

of course, female losers' definition of a male friend of a goddess is different from that of a goddess.

my sister is a goddess. I have seen the Wechat sent to her by her male friend: honey, have you slept yet. It's getting cold, wear more. Have a good rest. What do you want for your birthday?

the daily conversation between my male friend and me: you *. Are you stupid? Damn it, can you be more fucking stupid. Nima, you big S-B.

however, despite this, I fantasize that I can develop a marriage partner among my male friends.

although I don't know which one I should choose.

my friend B, after I broke up with L, probably knew that I was lonely, so he planned to date me.

B contacted everyone for dinner that day.

during the dinner, everyone suddenly began to tease each other and comment on each other's boyfriends.

B suddenly looked at me and said, "what do you think would happen if I were your boyfriend?"

I laughed: ha, we are so good, are you sure? If you become my boyfriend, who will lie to your girlfriend for you? Haha haha.

well, this is S B of mine.

years later, I was hooked up with another friend in the same way. I soon get to his point, but he is not B. He just thought of me as one of his spares.

sigh, female losers should not easily fall in love with their male friends. First, they are easy to be spared. Second, they can't be friends if they break up.

4, blind date

as a female loser who has not been married for 30 years, I can't miss using the channel of blind dates to meet my boyfriend.

A few years ago, I was still young and I was often introduced to a blind date.

my first blind date was with a surgeon. The eldest brother looked at my not-so-big breast and said, "do you know?" I think everyone is naked.

the second blind date is a judge. The judge was less than forty and his hair was numbered, and he took root in front of me: lawyer Fan, can you play with eggs?

You will look even more stunning in our gold wedding dresses. Our huge collections of are better than the rest.

later, I went on blind dates with anesthesiologists, dancers, sailors, lawyers, and so on.

to have something to talk about with my blind date, I read a lot of strange books during this period. I talked to my blind dates from wormhole to Zhuangzi to the Gospel of Matthew, to the origin of Ikea furniture names, to Meiji chocolate, to the history of cannibalism, to tiger tanks.

every blind date can talk and laugh with me, and in the end, these people have nothing to do with me.

I don\ & # 39 × t know why.

5, the client

is a former practicing lawyer, I have also been pursued by the client.

the first client who chased me was a rich native bi.

he bumped into a college student riding a bike in a Porsche.

Brother bi found my contact information for promotion on Baidu: Ah, my TM car was cei, the other side had no money to pay for it, I bought 2 million insurance, I asked the insurance company to pay for it all?

after I told the eldest brother how to operate, the eldest brother thanked me very much and must invite me to dinner.

as a result, one night, the eldest brother came downstairs to pick me up in his green Jetta: come on, sister.

the eldest brother was in the usury business in 1979. Of course, the business card says chairman of XXX Investment Company.

Big Brother lacks nothing but a wife. The eldest brother may think that marrying me can save a lot of legal fees, so he wants to marry me.

the eldest brother is almost forty, and he still looks like a girl every day. When I was in the hospital, I didn't want to tell him the address of my hospitalization, so the eldest brother spent two days running through all the wards of the department of cardiology in Nanjing. On the third day, the eldest brother came to my ward with a row of 85 ℃ coffee and burst into tears: Oh, sister, you have to have a good rest.

I don't think my eldest brother loves me at all, he just falls in love with the performance that loves me.

I am hesitant to marry the eldest brother: because the eldest brother is rich and stupid, he is very kind to me. The eldest brother may have waited too long, a little impatient: if you pick and choose again, you will have to find boys in northern Jiangsu who have no car or house.

when I saw what he said, I was so sick that I blocked my eldest brother.

later, there was another big brother who took the business card of "XX Investment Company CEO" to talk with my advisory unit about investment and financing.

I remind the client that he may be a loan shark.

Big Brother smiled: Oh, lawyer Fan, give me a chance to prove that I am not a lender.

after several rounds of negotiations with the eldest brother, the eldest brother asked me to dinner.

after dinner, throw me a bag: "for you."

"No."

"then keep it for me."

I don't want it. The boss of the consulting unit is afraid that the eldest brother will run away. Ah, lawyer Fan, take it.

you can only accept it first. I had dinner with the eldest brother several times, and once after the meal, the eldest brother stuffed the room card under my plate.

threw the room card directly into the trash can and left.

the next day, Big Brother called: "Oh, what do you mean?"

"get the fuck out of here."

"then give me my bag back."

"if you give it back, I'll give it back to you. I don't know how many times a bag has been given away, so it's no shame."

in this way, I missed a few opportunities to be a rich wife in my life and lost a few consulting units.