Don't mess with small animals.

1. Don't mess with sheep

when you are young, you will not argue about which of Zhang Fei's or Guan Yu's martial strength is high, but your friends will judge the animals around you.

for example, whether a chicken or a duck can fight better, this issue can be debated for an hour. Because the chicken's mouth is pointed and the duck's mouth is flat, it seems that the chicken is better than the duck. But ducks are big and strong, so they may not be able to beat chickens. Because ducks are good at water battles, it is really hard to predict who will win and who will lose.

We once locked up a rooster and a male duck together and wanted them to fight, but each of them talked to each other, but the chicken talked to the duck, but they didn't fight, so they gave up.

the most heated debate in which goat or sheep can fight better. I think goats are more able to fight because their horns are more straight, and when they conflict, they can go straight to the point of the opponent. The horn of the sheep is bent like a big earring, which is of no use except for decoration.

Lao Ba is just the opposite. He believes that sheep are strong, with thick curly hair, high defense, and a good chance of winning.

We often argue about it. We were all only six or seven years old that year. One day we were chatting with a group of old men squatting in the corner of the village, just as Shuchang's daughter drove her more than a dozen sheep by. It was the height of summer, and the air was stuffy and smelly. The sheep shout and shit at the same time, which annoys the eight.

Baobab picked up a dry clod and threw it at the sheep.

the sheep were meek. Although they were hit on the head, they just let out a scream and moved on.

Shuchang's daughter got angry and scolded Lao Ba: "cheap son of a bitch!"

needs to be explained. In our place, "bitch" is equivalent to "I owe my hand" in Putonghua, which is not vicious, but an expression of disgust.

but Hachi continued to be a bitch, stood up and chased after a few steps, then threw a clod and hit another sheep in the ass.

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the head of the sheep does not care, and this sheep is even more silent.

Old Ba was so excited that he picked up a stone on the spot and threw it at the sheep.

this hit a lamb. Soon after the lamb was born, it followed its mother and looked around. Who knows the unexpected disaster, right in the back. Although he was not hurt, he was so scared that he screamed and hid under his mother's belly. The ewe was on her way when she stumbled and stumbled without preventing the child from coming.

Hachi laughed with delight when he saw that the sheep were disturbed by him.

as a result, the unbearable head sheep suddenly turned around and rushed to the eight. Seeing that the situation did not take a second, Hachi turned to run, but before he took a step, he was knocked over with a sound of "ah".

the head sheep knocked over the old eight but did not stop, put his head against the old eight, and rushed to the ditch by the side of the road.

Hachi was rolled and crawled with blood on his arms and legs.

fortunately, the sheep gave a face and stopped by the ditch. It's just that the eight shorts were hung out of a long opening by the curved sheep's horn, and the buttocks and eggs could be seen clearly-- you can see that although the sheep's horns are bent, they are not useless.

Baobab lies on the edge of the ditch, crying and out of breath.

from that day on, I no longer dare to underestimate sheep.

2. Don't mess with Daniel

I did underestimate sheep, but I swear, I have never dared to underestimate Daniel. The misunderstanding between me and Daniel was purely out of curiosity.

Big Black Niu belongs to my grandmother. Tall and muscular, I am in awe of it.

I took him to graze, fastened the reins, and watched him gnaw on the grass quietly. The cow's lips are very thick, chewing grass with pleasant frequency, and you can be fascinated by it before you know it. At this time, the big black cow raised its tail, flapped, and took a piece of shit.

my curiosity appeared at this time. My idea is: if I immediately start to pull its tail when it lifts its tail, will it not be able to shit?

and I put myself in my shoes. If I had a tail and my tail was grabbed by someone else, I would never pull it out.

once this curiosity emerges, it will think about it all day. It's hard not to ask for confirmation.

the next day I went herding cattle again and finally got a chance. At the moment when the big black cow lifted its tail, I grabbed its tail like lightning.

it didn't take a shit, but flew up to its hindfoot and kicked me like flint on my left shoulder.

I was kicked back a few steps, my eyes glowing with gold stars, and I couldn't breathe. I sat on the ground, took a big breath, and my mind went blank.

that feeling is very difficult to describe. I can't throw up if I want to. I can't cry if I want to. I just sat motionless for a long time.

after my mood is stable, I only feel numb on the left side of my body, but I feel a sharp pain when I try to stand up. I opened my clothes and found a dark purple mark the size of a slap at the center below the collarbone.

I couldn't stand up, so I sat in place and watched the black cow continue to graze. It was not until dark that I tried to stand up and lead the black cow home. Big Black Bull seems to have no such thing.

I didn't tell the adults of my family about it, because if I said it, I would be ridiculed and reprimanded. For more than a week, I moved slowly, couldn't run, couldn't jump, and couldn't hold something a little heavier in my left hand. Every time you take action, you have to prepare the left side of the body, otherwise, it will be a sharp pain.

the cow is so good that it's really hard to mess with.

3. Don't talk about grievances with Daniel

I hate Daniel.

I didn't want to hurt it, but it hit too hard.

and I'm a little unconvinced. Of course, I admit it's big. The strength of the cow, that heavy blow, I thought to myself, is impossible. However, if I had been prepared at that time, it might not have been able to kick me.

hurting people unprepared, it is difficult to convince people.

after recovering from the injury, I have been in a difficult state of mind for a long time. One day, I found an apple branch and stood behind the big black cow. I don't want to risk my life this time. I just want to try the speed of reaction.

I made a careful comparison, and after confirming that there was enough distance between us, I saw the opportunity, held out the branch, and poked it into the anus of the Big Black Bull.

I knew that Big Black Bull was going to fly its hind feet again, so after I poked it, I immediately gave up and retreated. However, the speed of the big black cow was too fast, and it was a kick from the flint, which hit me on the right shoulder that I didn't have time to retract.

fortunately, this time I am prepared, this time, my right shoulder and half of my upper arm are bruised.

I'll take it. Big Black Bull is very high in terms of strength, agility, and hit rate.

from then on, I never dared to stand behind Big Black Bull.

by the way. Although the second injury was minor, it healed for half a month.

4. Don't mess with Malaysia

I was only six or seven years old when I was kicked by Black Bull. I knew I was wrong. I kept it a secret and didn't tell anyone.

it wasn't until I was about 20 years old that I told my father about my grandmother's big black cow after my grandmother died.

Father was startled and asked about the two accidents in detail.

then he said with lingering fear, "Children don't know what's important. People can die."

after a while, he added, "it's a good thing there's no wall behind you." If you have a wall behind you, the cow's kick will be solid and the injury will be more serious. "

I thought about it for a moment and got it.

"I was kicked by a horse once when I was a child, and it was because I was against the wall that I was hurt very badly."

my father was six or seven years old when he was kicked.

the previous generation had excellent survival skills because of material scarcity. When the cicadas are full of trees in summer, they have developed the stunt of "fishing cicadas". When they catch cicadas and eat them, they taste mellow and nutritious.

fishing cicada needs a long rod, the end of the rod is tied to a long thread, and the end of the thread is made into a small buckle. When he found the cicada lying on the branch, he held the live button with a long pole and waited in front of the cicada. When the cicada's two front legs climbed into the buckle, he lifted the long pole, tightened the buckle, and the cicada was fastened and became a captive to the children.

and that long line is the key to success. The line should not be too thick. If it is thick, it is easy to find out. The thread should be strong, otherwise, it is easy to break. And the line should be slightly longer to ensure the distance between the buckle and the long rod, otherwise, the long rod is easy to find. Combined with several requirements, long hair on the horse's tail is the first choice. In those days, most of the livestock in our village were cattle, donkeys, and mules. Only Sun Guitian has a horse, and all the children in the village have to fish for cicada and ask Sun Guitian for a ponytail. At first, he was very generous and responded to every request, so that the horse began to lose its tail in the summer and could not even drive away mosquitoes and flies.

later, the big horse was displeased, and Sun Guitian didn't want to give it anymore, so the children began to steal it.

that day my father lacked a ponytail hair, so he touched Sun Guitian's house and stole one.

the big horse was standing in a daze in the shade of the wall at that time.

my father saw the opportunity and reached for the longest one. He was about to let it down when the horse suddenly flew and kicked into my father's palm.

my father's palm immediately turned black and swollen like steamed bread at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"and," my dad added, "it was against the wall and my hand was pressed against the wall, so when I got home, the nails of all four fingers were loose and all fell off after two or three days."

I asked, "did you tell my grandfather about it?"

my father said, "I didn't want to say it, but my hand hurt so much that I couldn't hide it." He found out the next day. "

"have you been scolded?"

"No." My father looked back and thought, "he didn't say anything."

5. Deep-seated grievances

I was 21 years old when I was a freshman. That spring, the class organized a spring outing to Yesanpo. In the evening, everyone was very happy to eat roast sheep, set off fireworks, drink and sing by the river.

when I'm happy, I drink too much.

after the show was over, everyone scattered to stay in the farmyard. As I was drunk, high-spirited, and at a loss, teacher Mao dragged me all the way, fearing that something would happen to me, such as two ants grabbing a rice frame on the country road.

at this time, I found a donkey resting quietly by the side of the road. I immediately stopped talking nonsense, picked up a branch on the ground, and shouted briskly:

"Mao Mao, watch me stab this donkey in the ass!"

teacher Mao was so shocked that he gathered around the students to stop me.

the next day, the students told me about my abnormal behavior the night before.

after listening to this, I was silent, but my palms were oozing with cold sweat.

they all thought it was an accident.

only I know the story from the bottom of my heart.