City dwellers have lost weight recently.

"Sir, I find that you have lost weight recently."

Aunt Yang, a cleaner hired by my family, comes here four times a week to heat up the meal, wash the clothes accumulated in the washbasin, take out the garbage and work hard. The problem girl always said gratefully that if she hadn't had to pay Aunt Yang's salary, she would have wasted more time in the nightclub.

I'm a little tired of such pleasantries. Why is it that when two people meet, the first sentence is always "you have lost weight" and the second sentence is "recent weather XXX"? Can it be something new?

"have I lost weight?"

I pretended to be confused, but showed Aunt Yang my mobile phone: so far today, I have ranked second in the number of steps.

"what is this?"

I explained to her what the Wechat Movement is: its function is to turn many of your friends on Wechat into abominable opponents. I also showed her my road map for running in the evening.

"well," Aunt Yang was very happy. "No wonder my husband lost weight. When I was a child, the donkey in our village was also very thin."

"how many steps does your donkey take in a day?" The girl in question came out of the inner room, holding a bowl of freshly ironed noodles. At the dinner level, I have completely broken up with her. I regard noodles as a worse killer than cigarettes, and she …. Every time I see the way she eats noodles, I advise her to "smoke two cigarettes."

"Miss told a joke, I can't count how many steps the donkey has taken." Aunt Yang said. She picked up one of my trousers in the basin and pulled out her belt. "Oh," she cried, "is this the watch my husband wore last year?"

the girl in question snorted. The obvious change in my figure over the past three months is obvious to all. My downstairs parking space parked an Audi, a Citroen, every day I go out, I intend to take the gap between the two cars. If one of the two cars was not there, I would be a little lost. I leaned over and walked out sideways against the side of the other car. The body, which has always walked through the gate, can now drill a dog hole, isn't it worth showing off?

I'm vegan again tonight. My plate contains a feathery leaf, a fan-shaped leaf, a slender, unbreakable leaf that must be folded twice before it can be inserted into the mouth. One of the bulbs is milky white, and there is a root that looks like ginger on the outside, but it is hemoglobin red on the inside after being cut open. These things are from a food dealer my father knows. He is an old friend of my family. He has done everything from potato chips to bird's nests, and now he is on the big boat of organic food.

"did you eat well?" After the first batch of organic dishes arrived, he sent me a message from Wechat asking me.

I said the food tastes good, but can you tell me what it is?

"Wow, send pictures if you don't understand."

I took off the leaf I was about to chew and showed it to him.

"Leonurus," he said, "is good for dysmenorrhea."

the first few batches may have been planted in the experimental field, because later, he slowly sent me varieties I was familiar with: carrots the size of ping-pong balls, white radishes as thick as calves, celery and spinach. There is a kind of root, although the skin is strangely red, after cooking and tasting, I can still insist that it is a potato.

every time I opened the box, the girl in question stood aside and looked at me with disdain as I took out a bag of plants and opened the plastic seal.

"I don't believe this dish is any good."

"well, it's many times fresher than what I bought on the street," I said, shaking the mud from the spinach root. "look!"

the girl in question is not interested in all kinds of leaves, so she can choose a few potatoes at most. She has a penchant for meat, and her existence is a nightmare for livestock all over the world. She sucks the bone marrow of sheep, sucks the brain of chicken, sucks the head of shrimp, eats crabs, chews in her mouth, and she eats a whole crab. She ate hot pot with six portions of yellow throat and a large plate of duck blood, but as she ate it, she would suddenly hold her breath, use her little fingernails to take out a piece of minced parsley from between her teeth and throw it away.

I advised her several times to be a vegetarian with me. Finally, she bluntly pointed out that I drink milk and eat eggs every day, and sometimes I eat four eggs a day.

"isn't milk and egg meat?"

I was prepared for this, and I explained that there are several kinds of vegetarians, some are vegan, and some are vegetarian and vegetarian. I belong to the latter. Besides, the human body needs some essential blablabla after all.

she bit her nails hard: "Bah, can I eat a vegetarian diet?"

on several occasions, after nine o'clock in the evening, I walked up and down the wall with my shoulders covered. The stomach is shouting, and there is a large plate of shiny potato salad in the fridge. I pretended not to hear it. However, the problem girl picked up a bag of chocolate waffle cookies and deliberately crunched the bag. Since I became a vegetarian, I have found that I can hear the voice in her mouth as she eats more clearly than ever before. The experts are right that being vegetarian does make people sharp and focused.

the gap between the two of us is widening rapidly. The problem girl used to be proud of "although I have meat, but I still have a waist" has gradually become its advantage. At Rest at night, I deliberately do a buttock bridge on the bed. I like hip bridge very much. I have a sense of fitness when I lie down, and my waist and abdomen is like being in a plaster. Recently, the mantra of the problem girl has become "although you have a waist, but I have meat".

but things have finally changed. "there have been a lot of thin people these days." one day she came back from the company and said, "what's wrong with the city people?"

"what's wrong?" I pretended not to care.

"even fat people are in a hurry to get liposuction!"

I chuckle. I am taking a new cereal recommended by my neighbor. It is said that if you eat a full spoonful of this grain every day, the body will have all the protein you need. Delicious, delicious, I thought as I ate. These days, as I get thinner, I have become more and more convinced of the correctness of my choice, and I have become more and more convinced that I can influence her who I live with day and day. I looked at her and said nothing.

the girl in question rushed up to me and snapped my hand: "what are you eating?"

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I saw a flame of jealousy mixed with despair in her eyes, and she seemed to realize that if things went on, she was going to lose me. I gently squeezed her wrist (the pulse is imperceptible, as always) and put her hand to my heart. "Honey, don't worry," I said. "it's not too late to keep up with me."

so that night, we went to eat Sichuan hot pot. I had another meal the next day. And then the third day.

I gave some organic vegetables to Aunt Yang. I really can't digest too much crude fiber by myself. When I asked Aunt Yang how the food tasted, she always said, "it's delicious, it's delicious." But I don't think she ate it. She is smart and must have suspected that the donkeys in her hometown are so thin, probably not because she walks too much.